huck-a-what?
Mike Huckabee is shocked- shocked! I tell you- that Nancy Pelosi would suggest that the CIA lied to her. I mean, who ever thought that a spy agency, of all things, might be interested in secrecy and deceit?
I’m pretty lathered up about Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s outrageous allegations that the CIA is lying and now denying she ever was briefed on waterboarding. She’s either not telling the truth or has lost the necessary mental skills of basic memory to remain in her job.
Not to defend Pelosi in any way- she’s as likely to be lying as anyone- but c’mon. Stand on all the patriotism you want. Wave the flag, recite the pledge, get a crappy little made-in-China yellow ribbon for your car. But if you’re going to hold up the CIA as a paragon of virtue, then please: shut the fuck up. You’re an idiot.
But wait… there’s more! He was so steamed he could only express himself in verse. So, without further ado, here’s Ode to Nancy Pelosi:
I think Speaker Pelosi has done too much speaking;
And instead of her trashing our intelligence officials, it’s her nose that needs tweaking.If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying,
Or it’s Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying,
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.
There’s more, of course, but I can’t stand to print it. Read it here, if you’re so bold:
Lathered up? In the semen-y suds of his own man batter?
Really, who really uses a euphemism for “soaping up” as a term for inciting anger? And why weren’t Child Services called when his mother scrubbed him the wrong way?
I seem to remember reading verse of that caliber in elementary school. holy fuck, i think i’s broke nao. me brain n o werk no moooorrreeee. blarrrrr