Get Behind Me Thetan
Scientology: Steven Fishman Deposition – Part 1
If you’re superhumanly bored, watch all seven parts of this 3.5 hour interview here. Then stop giving a shit about Scientology. Maybe give a shit about something more relevant to your lives. Like geopolitics. Or pornography.

I find geopolitics to be pornographic. Can scientology help?
Pornography: at least it produces results (in my pants).
Keep your Thetans away from my precious prawns! Bust Thetans by busting a nut!